sarah's

2007-05-18T22:10:00.000+08:00

i am going to own a YELLOW wallet!

i am HAPIIE!

2007-05-18T20:21:00.000+08:00

iie todaiiie sho haPpiie nEh! morniing habb gAmes
dAyy nOrhxz. nOrt fUnn derH neHx. iie doNch liike
worx! iie dOnch liiKe nEtball nOrhxz! thEn playye
fiiniish lErhxz go caNTeen ferr reCCess norhXZ.
sho fArnee nOrhxz! iie say 1 2 3 then kaiwen, jean,
ade, lynn, alina and muii shOut CARMEN SUCKS!
lOlx. shO lOud siiaxz! theN gorTt a lOot of peOple
tUrn baCk to sEe we aLl nOrhxz! we All stiill shOut
twoo tiimeS nEhxz!
forget twiits, its difficult for me and you.
LOL! then after recess we went up to the hall. at
first if never rain we will go bishan park PICK LITTER!
then the sky become dark. so stay in hall watch
Pirates. first part i got watch later tired le. so me
jean and ade lie down SHUI JIAO! hahah. so shuang.
after that, nothing much happen ready.
1-3 got choir practice, cause thursday have performance
for band choir and dance. [DAMN!] lol! mr chen
gave us five minutes break, then me and vicki go
down to the canteen. i talk to jean they all, then
vicki talk to jaime they all! hahah. talk until fifteen
minutes. before that we so hao xin still go help
miss kwok carry file into HOD room. so i tell vicki
nevermind. we help teacher, GOOD GIRLS! yah
yah. lol. when we go up, at first mr chen never say
anything cause the choir was singing, then vicki
sing what the choir was singing as we were walking
in, sing until zou ying! LOL! of course mr chen must
say something luh! hahah. then before ensemble
still have another break. then we go down again.
hahah. come up that time, LATE AGAIN! hahah.
oh yah! oh yah! hahah! got one group of sec ones
were using their calculator don know for what.
then that tiak tiak sound very loud. so mr chen
say "can you stop using the calculator? if you like
to use so much i can ask miss chew to give you
one whole stack of things to calculate non-stop!"
then me and vicki laugh like mad! then don know
what happen to me! i shout "SEC ONE MAH! "
then not so loudly "never use calculator before, sua
ku!" wtHELL! then after that vicki was like EH!
then i shit shit! oh my god! what did i do?! but
in the end, vicki still laughed with me. i seem
like some horrible senior. hahah! who cares?
they also don know who shout! ask their gang
come luh! I SCARED! okay, what am i talking
about again?! hahah. anyways, the announcing
of new commitee is TODAY! muahahah! the post
i've always wanted BADLY since last year, head
of all sections! STUDENT CONDUCTOR! aiseh!
POWER THE MA!!! then later went to j8 with jaime,
vicki and fathanah. then later adela came, and
jaime went off for tuition. then go novena, then
from the busstop to novena, there was one lady
walking in front of us, her bag got some devil
shaped soft toy, then adela go take and squeeze!
the lady don't know cause her bag is sling behind
one. then i suddenly laugh! WAHHH! the lady
thought what happen then turn back. then vicki
pretend to "continue that FUNNY joke" of hers.
AIYORHH! then i continue laugh laugh laugh!
CRASSY GIRL! laugh all the way until cold
storage that side, i still laugh until i kneel down on
the floor! HAHAH! then actually i stop ready.
go toilet that time, vicki tried to activate the hand
dryer thing. but the sensor like spoilt ah! then i
try, at first cannot, then the dryer suddenly
BRHHHH!!! i xia dao, so i SCREAM! then i start
to laugh again! shits! hahah. then adela say i siao!
june hols will be my coloured contacts lenses month!

RESULTS - 2

2007-05-17T16:17:00.000+08:00

second day of the checking of exam scripts.
same status as yesterday. HAISS! i failed
two and passed two again! i failed my math
and social studies. WAH! i didn't thought
that i would fail my social studies that terribly.
17/50. my god luh! for math i failed by ten
marks. overall 40/100. altogether, i failed
four. okay, if i add art, which i think i will
fail, it will be five subjects failed. most probably
my chem will pull my bio up so i hope i can
pass combined sciences. combined humanities
is CONFIRM fail. cause i failed both geog
and social studies. so its common sense that
i will fail. so altogether for my overall i will
be failing combined humanities, e.math [DUH!]
and art. DAMN! hahah. though mummy is
disappointed in me for failing bio, geog and
social studies, she is happy that i got 86 for
POA! MUAHAHAH! and i passed english,
26/50! HENG AH!

RESULTS

2007-05-16T18:54:00.000+08:00

okay, its the first day of checking exam papers.
and i failed the first two papers, biology and
geography i was like haii... no more hope for
chinese and chem. i took back chinese paper
2. TIAN AHH! 27/70. i thought i got xin li zhun
bei le. but don know why i suddenly so scared.
then after i get back my paper 1, i look at the
first page. gong han, 09/20. i was even more
frightened. i turn to second page, zuo wen,
AISEH! POWER LUH SARAH! 30/50. then
EH! i become happy le! after that, mr ong show
the zhong fen, when he flash 3e3 i look down
to number #08 lim wei sarah FIFTY TWO
POINT FIVE! round up become to fifty three!
then wah seh! suddenly chem got hope le.
i got thirty seven! at first is thirty six de.
but teacher mark wrong. so is THIRTY
SEVEN! YEAHHH! lol man. hahah. walk to
the hall for cdt that time i saw miss kwok sia!
she see me like don know see what like that.
"HEYY! SARAH, SARAH!" then i "yes?"
miss kwok"you all want to do flag day? i am
choosing ten people only!" then i say tomorrow
then i tell you with jean and ade. lol man LOL!
later CDT that time they show the LTC de
people. tian ah! i then don want to go. mummy
say she allow me NOT to go le! AHAHAH!
later i go home with ade. walk across bishan
park. keep talking about MIXTURE and
ELEMENT! hahah! 169 come le then i go up
the bus then ade continue to walk home. hahah!
reach home le, i online awhile then so tired sia,
so i go shui jiao. wah! i realise that i love to sleep
man! one day can have up to three naps!
I FEEL SO USELESS!

2007-05-15T16:02:00.000+08:00

YAY YAY YAY!!!
hahah. new blogskin nEhxXZ! lolDED. AHHH!
blogger is having some blotches. i don' t know
why. i can' t add colour to my posts. this is so
SHOEPBIDD! anyways, i have a new plain
blogskin! MUAHAHAH! i've made changes
here and there took out the pictures and
played around with the position fixed and
absolute thingy! hahahs. i really have got
nothing to do. i wanna go out out out. and
may twenty second will be vicki baby's
dental. I HAVE THE HONOUR TO
ACCOMPANY HER TO THE DENTAL!
yesterday i had ORAL!! chinese was a
million times easier than english. i thought
it would be the other way round. hahah.
i waited for a long long time before i was
my turn for both english and chinese.
i was the last person for english luh! wthell.
and for chinese i wasn't the last but 3E2
was before us! why is 3e2 always first?
i think its unfair. we are both combined,
both taking POA except that they are
taking physics and we are taking bio.
bias school! HMPH! anyways, heck luh.
yah! and we had to wait for the ENTIRE
3E2 to finish before it was our turn! when
it was my turn to prepare, the teacher in
the holding area was super good can?
i shan't say in what way is he good. later
he kena sack. HAHAH! then i went in
after rachel. WAH rachel talk so long you
know? then when she left, CAO lao shi
signalled me to come in. i sit on the chair
that time, WAHHH! SO HOT AH! then
nevermind. i read the passage ready,
then it was CONVERSATION!!
cao lao shi: ni ren wei xin jia po ren
you mei you li rang jing shen ne?
me: da duo shu de xin jia po ren mei
you li rang jing shen.
cao lao shi: na yi zhong lei xing de
ren mei you li rang jing shen?
me: nian qing ren[LAUGHS] ying
wei ta men cong xiao jiu bei fu mu
cong huai le. bu hui wei bie ren zhao xiang.
cao lao shi: ohh... na me ju yi xie li zi lai shuo
shuo kan ta men zen me mei you li rang jing
shen.
me:zai ba shi shang you hen duo ren. THEN
ta men you wei zi zuo, kan dao you lao ren
bu yao rang wei. [think, think, think, why
doesn't it sound right? UGH! heck!]
cao lao shi: chu le zhe ge li zi yi wai ne?
me: ta men kan dao you ren pai dui hen chang,
bu yao deng tai jiu, jiu cha dui. [i think think think
again. this doesn't sound right either!]
cao lao shi: hao le xie xie ni!
me: xie xie, zai jian!! *WAVES*
-----end-----
i did not know why i wave to her also. LOL!
what the hell lor. at least i have more things to
say for chinese oral than english oral!!! later i went
to ade's house with jean. her brother is FILLED
with chicken pox all over man! after laughing,
i don know why suddenly become so sian. HAHAH!
so i tell jean and ade say later if i no mood then i
don want go suyong birthday party ready. then
they ask me go luh go!! so i okay lor, go lor. hahah.
so ade pei me go home change then go jean's house.
go to her room and sit on her bed and look at them
tuition for about two hours. WAHH! SI BEH TIRED
AHH! later jean ask her mother can go out or not.
then her mother say NO! MY GOD LUH! i wait
for nothing. hahah. but nevermind luh. then me and
ade go eat dinner ourselves. never meet them le.
take bus to ang mo kio hub. then walk to me and
ade last time tuition that place de first floor to eat
SUMO HOUSE! lol! hahah. DAMN CHEAP MAN!
eat finish ready then i mix wasabi, orangem lemon,
carrot, soy sauce and the pink ginger together.
TIAN AH! it is not the disgusting! later we walk back
to ang mo kio hub interchange. 169 left as we reach.
hahah. so nevermind. i never go fairprice xtra before
mah. so ade bring me. she say she can be dao you
for fairprice xtra le. LOL! so we walk walk walk.
then come out to buy drinks then go back up to
interchange. wait for the bus then go home le!
today is an extremely boring day, i shall not talk
about today as there is nothing to talk about!! (((:
bye blog!

smiles!

2007-05-13T11:53:00.000+08:00

okay, friday was FUN FUN FUN AND MORE FUN!
hahah. YEAH! okays, i am an ART STUDENT and
is PROUD TO BE ONE! but not proud of my art
work luh. HAHAH! because there is no exam for
art! except for sa2 and its three hours! my ass will
hurt. so after chem and bio paper 1, jianwei and i
went to amk hub to wait for jean and ade. HAHAH!
do not expect us to wait for them in school. then when
they came, we went to KBOX PLAZA!! its been a
long long long time since i went to kbox. its like months?
hahah! heck. but had to be home early cause 11th
may is daddy's birthday and mummy and daddy's
wedding anniversary! and today is mothers day.
and i thought that if i wanted to save money for my
own clothes, i shall just buy their wedding anniversary
gift! that solves my money problem and i can go out
with jean and ade on tuesday and not fret over my
FINANCIAL PROBLEMS! muahahah! so, i bought
their wedding anniversary gift from amk hub. its
two paper weights! hahah! one shaped like the toilet
sign woman and another like the toilet sign man.
you know what i mean by the toilet sign woman
and man right?! okay, you should. as i was going to
sleep yesterday, i just had to sudden urge to change
my fringe from right to the left. hahah! i don know
how to phrase it. LOL! and the result? four words
to summarise it ALL!
I LOVE MY FRINGE!

HAPPENINGS!!

2007-05-09T17:13:00.001+08:00

i know MYE not ended yet!!
but i just want to write my rants!!
and you are also reading my blog right!!
dad asked me about my poa paper today
i told him not to ask! HAHAHHAHAHAH
my phone is getting from bad to worse each day!
it cuts off the line as and when she like!
my phone is a FEMALE! just like me me me!
regarding my breakup,i asked for the break
because the feeling ain't there anymore.
i'm now not trying to come up with excuses and
blame YOU that YOU caused me to breakup
the feelings are no longer there already.
thats all. the rest of the anger that i blogged
is things that i tried to bear with it
but now that i've breakup i can mentioned it
i told YOU why the feelings are not there
and YOU went to tell all the others i like -
its human nature and everyone's nature to get angry.
anyway nellie, the sakae thing was part of the things
i could not tolerate but i bear with it last time
since i was still with him but after i realised that
my feelings were not there anymore, i was still angy
so i blogged out and its not like everyone will be interested
so i minimised the font. people who want to read will then read
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exams

2007-05-05T19:32:00.000+08:00

i won't be blogging till the week after the next.
NEXT WEEK, ON MY CALENDER READS
MYE WEEK!!

DAMN!

2007-05-03T18:15:00.000+08:00

i failed my NAPFA! i ran lor! okay luh,
some parts only, but at least better then
the last time de mah. 20min two rounds.
HAHAH! and now its 19min50sec for all
six rounds! SHITS!
nevermind. its alright, later chinese class
worse! teacher ask me read passage. MY
GOD! horrible. i start to read that time...
aiyah. nevermind, don need to say. sure
is like sai like that. later bastard walk
pass then at the door that side bastard
turn back! look at me then i see who is
that mah, so i also look at him! SHIT!
eye contact! later he think i like him
back how??! AHHHH! how now brown
cowwww?! die luh! sarah, DIE UH YOU!

AHH! shit you!

2007-05-02T15:57:00.000+08:00

today morning went up to hall that time
immediately saw one bastard standing
in front of me tell me you supposed to
do duty ah? I CARE A LOT ABOUT
DUTY HUH?! later i put my bag down
le he take out one sweet give me i say
i don want. WAH! then he throw the
sweet at me sia! wo de tian ah! still
tell me take it, seriously, take it. AH!
shit you!
later during recess even worse. i really
cannot stand it le lor. today should be
happy de. but then because of some
people i super angry. and is angry until
like don know what sai like that. i do
G2 today! HAHAH! i go to my bag take
things that time dudy turn behind look
at me tell me got mosquito on my face
then HE 'SLAP' ME! wahh! but he
playing only so not pain only awhile. he
is the first person to slap me man! IDIOT!
hahah. the bastard saw sia! then i don
care, i walk to G2, pull hanlu from G1
to G2. HAHAH! then we talk talk talk.
so funny. then saw vicknesh come. AISEH!
he this week ic leh! so i faster tell han lu
go back G1. after that, dudy come tell
me that the bastard slap him! OH MY
GOD!and is slap until SUPER hard can?
his face red le lor! wah i really angry like
siao le. I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.
AHH! shit you!
then after that i walk to art room that time
afiqah talk to me about it. at least got
someone to talk to me about it. was quite
alright after that cause art lesson is funny
until i laugh like mad. metal ruler drop
i also laugh. i so shi bai! HAII!

MAY FIRST!

2007-05-01T20:51:00.000+08:00

YEAH! WELCOME MAY 2007!!
goodbye sucky april 2007! today is may the
first NEHXZX! no school WORXZZX! i woke
up at 12+ today or 1 hahah. forgot. then jean
called me at 1+. then ask me want go mac
study not. i was like okay lor. so i called
mummy and tell her don't need to buy lunch
for me le! hahah. cause she go to ang mo kio
central with daddy to eat lunch. i walk down
to the busstop take 169 to ang mo kio hub.
WAHHHH! siao eh! so crowded. last time i go
also not so crowded lor. stupid interchange
luh! i go buy bubble tea then jean and ade
also go buy. idiot sia! the lady make so slow
lor. slow until i say" wah seh! i ask her make
10 oreo chocolate, i run 2.4 finish le she also
haven finish ah!" then jean and ade say where
got so kua zhang?! okay, then nevermind.
we walk to mac. walk here walk there so
smelly! especially the kfc that side! will
die ah! then walk past the macs drive thru.
saw one man in the car ordering food. then
i tell jean and ade that i shout "ONE FILLET
O FISH!!" HAHAH! then we laugh like mad
cow. we go inside macs. just sit down only
then one of the staff come say please don take
up the seat for studying. not even 30 min.
why not tell those people sit for more than
one hour say please don take up the seat for
family time. other people also need to spend
family time here. BLEAH! wait wait wait, also
got do bio luh! then later ah gong come. hahah
we go to another place to study. we think think
think. think until GRASSROOTS sia! so we walk
all the way there. hahah! going to reach le then
jean ask why i so sian. then i say i tired. HAHAH!
ah gong go say"wahh! like that tired le then
2.4 how?" then i say thats why last year i run
7 times then pass! hahah! i so mei you yong
lor! we reach grassroots then the security guard
say "SLIPPER!" then we walk away. then i tell
ade say. you walk in first, take out your shoe
throw over then pass to us! hahh! then one by
one go in. then we laugh again! hhahah! so in
the end we go to j8 food junction study. reach
le then ah gong teach us poa. wah! the smell
make me so hungry lor. hahah! then I KNOW
HOW TO DO PURCHASES LEDGER LE LEH!
hahah! yeah! so happy! ade need to go first.
so me jean and ah gong walk around the fourth
floor. me and jean bought some cards. 10 for
$2. she buy 5 i buy 5. SO G-GUTE LOR!
hahah!

idiot luh!

2007-04-30T19:48:00.000+08:00

okay, i reached school at 7:55am today.
walked to that place outside general office.
HANLU' S NOT THERE! i figured out
that she won't be coming for morning
meeting. THANKS LADY! you made my
day! yah yah. AS IF! i was pissed can?
went to the toilet to comb my fringe. hui
hui came in, she stared at my right ear,
and she was like "SO COOL!" okay, thanks
sweets! you are the first person to make
me smile today! though she says it everytime
i see her! HAHAH!
"COUNCILLORS FALL IN!" okay, the
people there shouted TWO times! i
am NOT THE DEAF! i walked to the
back of the row. forgot to put my hands
behind my back. some senior came over
and said " sarah, you don know how to fall
in?" I FORGET LUH GIRL! so i put behind.
then they talk talk talk. I GIVE A DAMN
MAN! i was bored, so i turned around and
look at the condo. isaac suddenly said "sarah!
in front!" great! so i turn in front and look at
him. I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A PROBLEM
KID! i am not okay! arinah suddenly walk
to us and SHE MOLESTED US! okay, she
dig her hand under our shirt to check if we
fold our skirt. then i realised that my skirt
is the shortest amongst the other councillors,
SHORTER THAN VALERIE'S! then arinah
came visiting me again and told me to change
my shoes! PLEASE LUH! adidas okay?! you
tell me change i change? you pay me money
luh! the later isaac asked for a volunteer, no
one volunteered so he anyhow pick, pick
until me. WONDERFUL! i am this week's
ic for everything! thanks man, isaac, you
rock my ass!
[the rest will be boring, you don't have to read.]
later i went up to the hall and mink told me
that miss chew ask me to call everyone go up
the stage. okay lor, i call one person only, she
is my VICKI! ahahha! then go up sing Mahjula
and here where we. i moved a bit cause i was
stepping on the wire and mrs choi went like
"STOP MOVING!" yes! thank you! we went
down and i just sat down behind my class.
the rabbit was making announcements!
after assembly we went for math, MADA
TEACH! the whole class went WAH! fail!
fail! even the bastard behind me too. i don
need you to be extra can?! okay, i ask ade
for stead today while walking to geog, she tell
me she don want AGAIN! idiot luh! then went
for geog, sat beside kaiwen with hanlu behind.
we started talking about the bastard! hahah!
FUNNY SIA! say he got mental problem
and stuff. i think he got hear but HECK!
AHAHAH! lol man! kaiwen was like who ask
you stead with this type of people luh! so
ugly! then i was like i don know luh. then
han lu said i stead with him cause he treat
me very nice. yah. maybe that was the reason
why luh. hahha! went for recess and my mood
SUCKED a whole lot! i don know why. i do
B1. i wanted to do G2 and hanlu do R1. if it was
that way, then i would be standing where hanlu
is and hanlu will be standing BESIDE ME! HAHA
too bad. PRIYA don allow. sad case. i love
G2 lor. because of that people call me the
dustbin princess. english was boring, though
jouis gave me that look that made me laugh!
hahah LOL! POA time! sat beside jian wei.
LIKE SUPER FUNNY LOR HE! hahah
kept singing, still sing until so jian! hahah!
then he kept pointing to my "old flame" LOL!
i was like yah luh yah luh! hahah!
after poa was CDT! hahah! yah. boring again!
after lunch was chemistry! 1 and a half hours.
actually guan guan mood today quite good.
hahha! never say i councillor...... LOL! but
her target was ruban today! ruban really
very lan lor! HAII! guan guan today still
say teach us must have a lot of energy!
HAHAH!

dance : BRONZE?!

2007-04-29T20:36:00.000+08:00

i just woke up. and i have nothing to do.
SO I SHALL POST! AHAHAH!
kaiwen told me that dance got bronze.
i was like AHHHHH! shit luh. @$%&!^
BASKET! how can choir get the same
award as dance? hai, i have no place
to hide my face ready. goodbye blog!
i shall return to my bed and CRY!
by the way, don't worry, if you think
that i will beat you in the MYE, stop
worrying. i haven't started studying
except for POA and science-chemistry.
i should really cry now, so when my
results come out, i will have no more
tears left. :[

ZEN YANG !

2007-04-29T16:31:00.000+08:00

(((((((((((:

我这里天快要黑了那里呢

我这里天气凉凉的那里呢

我这里一切都变了

我变的懂事了我又开始写日记了而那你呢

我这里天快要亮了那里呢

我这里天气很炎热那里呢

我这里一切都变了我变的不哭了

我把照片也收起了而那你呢

如果我们现在还在一起会是怎样

我们是不是还是深爱着对方

像开始时那样握着手就算天快亮

我们现在还在一起会是怎样

我们是不是还是隐瞒着对方

像结束时那样明知道你没有错

还硬要我原谅

我不会原谅

我怎么原谅

THANKS MAN!

2007-04-29T10:34:00.000+08:00

i love choir SYF.
i love singing my heart out for SYF.
i love the exams period.

when exams come, then i will be either
down with sore throat or cough. NOW
ITS BOTH! AHHHHHHH!
because of SYF i am down with horrible
sore throat and it only became serious
now. WHAT THE HELL. two weeks later
in the examination hall:
*silence*.... *cough**cough*...*silence*
and the whole thing repeats ten over
times.
aiyah. in life we must make SACRIFICES!
and i am SACRIFICING my throat for
three weeks or more. must eat pipa gao!
anyway, I GOT THE SONG SI LU FROM
PRISCILLA! and I MEMORISE HAO XIN
FEN SHOU ALREADY! hahah. i stay up
till one plus yesterday just to memorise.
JEAN! i never ling ni shi wang! AHAHAH!

okay, my name is lingwei. and jean calls
me wei wei! MY GOD! and when i call her
jean wong instead of jean woon she call
me rahhrahh! TIAN AH! wei chiang even
worse, he call me SAR! like i kena sars like
that. ))))):
i just realised that i really hate you.
you never ask me what i want before.
when you did, you told me to eat something
cheap for once. for once? yah. we
have been eating macdonald's ever
since that day. and when you finally
give in to me, we went to sakae to eat,
you told me to pay for arthur, clara
and you. and you pay for the movie
tickets. please! movie tickets costed
$40. sakae costed $80. its double
can? other people go out with their
boyfriend just bring thirty to forty.
i go out with you, i bring hundred bucks.
thanks for giving me such WONDERFUL
MEMORIES.

STOOPID TUITION!

2007-04-28T17:33:00.000+08:00

AHHHH! today have tuition. 2-4pm.
my god. HORRIBLE NEHXZ!! i was
10 minutes late even thought daddy
drive me there. SO GOOD! mummy
will never drive me there. cause she
only dare to drive to airport, ah ma
house at woodlands, bishan (ah yi' s
shop), YCK mrt and Reach and Excel!
hahah. when i go inside the class the
stupid teacher give me that angry
face! WAHHH! I SCARED AH!? then
i SQUEEZE my way through to my
sit, the second last sit. wah! imagine
how many people must push in their
chairs for me. i feel so embarrased!
the moment i sit down, my eyelids
grow fat, become so heavy! hahah!
so sleepy luh! until a while later i
become so awake! not because i see
shuai ge or what. but the indian girl
beside me SCRATCH HER ARMPIT!
and is scratch until got the scrrsh
scrrsh scrrsh thatsound lor! then
i lean back and peep into her armpit
MY GOD! TROPICAL RAINFOREST!
never shave never pluck! eeeyer!!
then after ten minutes, i felt sleepy
again. so i stared at the worksheet.
half an hour later, i was AWAKE
again! hahah. now guess what happen?
one guy beside me was like *ahem*
FUCKING HIS CHAIR! okay, i mean
his actions were as if he was luh.
so sick!!! people in my tuition class
are either too horny, or disgusting!
when it was 4, i was one of the first
few to rush out of class. i know i looked
like a kan cheong small child. but
i really cannot take it man.
during dinner, mummy just randomly
told me that she and daddy used to
date in BOTANIC GARDENS?!
oh my goodness! what a date!
and my favourite meat is pork with
loads of fatty skin. next time when
my future husband asks for a divorce,
i shall look at myself in a FULL-
LENGTH mirror and know why he
don't want me already.

TO: qiaoling!!!

2007-04-28T11:26:00.000+08:00

VICKI!!!
hahah. my twiit language partner nEhxZZ!
choir practices without my qiaoling lao gong
is DREADFUL!
in a one or two months time, choir practices
will be without you! PFFFFFT! and i will
be seen deciding on bubble tea flavours
alone. buying bubble tea alone. drinking
bubble tea alone. walking towards dance
studio alone. taking off my shoes alone.
get scolded for being late alone. doing
warm-ups alone. singing alone. going for
choir breaks alone. running around the
canteen alone. going back into the dance
studio alone. singing alone. listening to
announcements after practices alone.
taking my bag alone. leaving dance studio
alone. walking to the yellow bin beside
the art rooms to throw my empty cups
away alone. punching mr goh's cards
alone. walking out of school alone.
BUT! i still don't regret being so close
to you since sec one! no matter what,
i still love you!!!! ((((:

TO: my xiao di niger and nigel!

2007-04-28T08:59:00.000+08:00

nigel xiao di#1! my first xiao di!! ahahah
whenever you tell me JIE! DIDI LOVES
EEU! ahahaha then jie will be so happy.
but then always have one crying face there
de. then jie will feel sad again! ahahah.
jie like so useless. cannot do anything for you.
hahah. only make you give jie that crying
face. XIAO DI! JIE LOVE YOU TOO! (((:

niger xiao di#2! when you message me
that time you are like my xiao di. BUT!
when you see me in school that time
never wave, never say halo. LIKE MY
ENEMY LIKE THAT! anyways, you are
still my funny xiao di! HAHAHAH!(((:

mei ah mei! why you like that. aiyah.
maybe when you grow one or two years
older then you will understand why
cheating a guy's feeling is not forgivable
but the thing is that i don't know whether
you really treat me as a jie or not. ):

TO: my dear jeanWONG!

2007-04-28T08:48:00.000+08:00

jeanWONG!
ahahah. sometimes i call you jean wong
don't know whether you really angry
with me or just play play. AHAHHA!
then hor, you sometimes also like me,
mood swing de. my mood swing is first
two periods high like mad dog. then
immediately after that, i become so sad
like that. i still haven find out your mood
swing pattern yet.HAHAHHA!
i will zhu yi more often! you always go siao
with me de. AHAHAH! SO GGUTE!
POA that time always so anti-social.
but then you anti-social also good. then
MISS KWOK won't scold me. she only knows
one name. and that name is
SARAH! AHHHHHH! my god. sometimes
i really want to kill her. buay tahan her ah.
haiyorh.. now all the teachers all pick on
me le. mrs guan still say see me back in sec
three next year. "sarah, you are a councillor!"
tian ah! i hate that word. my shuai ge mr sim
still say if your sa1 results drop then you
can quit. my god ah!!!! jean! ade! you all so
smart. help me think of a reason to quit
without failing my sa1!!!!

TO: someone i really hate.

2007-04-28T08:20:00.000+08:00

i do not know if you got my blog address
or not. if you found the way here, i just
want to tell you that you are seriously
irritating me. you are so fucking ugly,
whenever i see you, i feel like giving you
a tight slap.
you think that your friends are close and
true to you, but let me just tell you this.
they are NOT! you walk like a gay, for
heaven's sake and i don't know why. at
first i didn't thought that i would hate you.
but the way you talk, act, it seems just so
bloody extra.
you tell me things that i will NEVER be
interested in. and you expect me to like
OH! WOW! so exciting! really? oh! how
does it go about? ... you know what? all
these just tells me what a nerd you are!
yah... and so
you can go and die for whatever's sake.
if you think i give a damn? NO! oh my god!
why would i give a shit to someone i hate?
FUCKING BASTARD!

TO: my dear adelina.

2007-04-28T08:04:00.000+08:00

ADE!!!
don't be so sad. be happy!!! OKAY?!
hahah. the most monday i crazy a little
make you laugh. nevermind song han
say i siao. (((:
although we same height, but i still
feel that i am shorter than you. hahah.
little bit only. so i can lend you MY
shoulder!!! cry until my whole shirt and
skirt wet! MUAHAHAHHA!
lingwei and singjie will always be there
for our huimin!
no matter how slow old tortise walks,
chibo jean and kukuWITCH will walk
with you!
sorry ah! you message me that time
cannot reply. cause my message BAO
ready! hahah. later my lao ma really cut
off my line then is my turn to cry!
hahah. then when is jean's turn to cry?
oh! but if we still cannot make you happy,
then I SHALL BE YOUR STEAD! ahahah
eiYee hARtxz eWW wOrxz!

DUMB.

2007-04-27T17:58:00.000+08:00

hahahh. i am going to keep this blog
a secret! only ADE and JEAN knows.
SHHHHHH!
actually. only clever people should
know. hahah. cause i linked it to 2e2
blog!
MUAHAHAHHA!
this should be the first post right?
hahah. aiyah. i don't give a damn.

read jean's blog carefully again.
cause the words like big ah! hahah
found one funny joke.
ivan: mrs guan! carbon and boron can
bond or not?
mrs guan: can!!
ivan(loudly): then the chemical
formulae is CB luh!
wah!! so funny
another one is vicki tell me one!
hahah
mrs guan: please! leave a gap for me
okay! rewrite in a fresh
piece of paper.
student: but we must save the trees!
mrs guan: then you go and write on the
trees okay?!

WAH! only people i laugh like jean
and vicki can make LINGWEI laugh!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
i love yous:
iie lubb eeu (common)
ii lurbbe euu worxz(super common)
eiiyee lurVee eWW nehXZ(extraordinary!!)
I LAUGH YOU! (thats MINE!)

my:
maii(like don want like that)
muii(so auntie, LOLDED)
miie(MAGGI MEE?)
muaii(you come from thailand?)
moiie(you want porrigde?)
i wish i can experience true love!! :DD

si hua wen kao juan!

2007-04-27T13:53:00.000+08:00

edited/}
CHINESE PAPER!!!!
DO SUCK MY ASS PLEASE!!

i hate that old teacher luh. she think we
what? HIGHER CHINESE is it? i class
three on lor. even class one and two
people think that its so difficult luh!
chinese paper one was FUNNY!
hahah. bowen secondary had cross
country, and they had this noisy horn
and the whole thing goes like
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEHHHHHH!
super loud can? not only one time lor.
its like three or four times!
the man with the horn
was like directly opposite me and i
am sitting near the window luh.
whenever the thing went like BEHHHH!
the ivan would go "ssssss! sssssss!"
you know those noises when its too
loud or painful kind of thing? argh!
forget it. i bet you don't understand.
if you understand, you can be my best
friend already. hahah.
dear sarah,
you can forget about dropping
to class four. how about CLB? that is the
perfect choice for you man!

yours sincerely,

sarah.
goodbye blog! see me in clb class after the
june hols! ):

*translation for title : stupid chinese paper !
*direct translation : die chinese paper ! (((:

my bloggy blog blog!

2007-04-26T16:22:00.000+08:00

my sixth blog of my life! i don't know how
long will this blog address last me! hahah.
today was english sa1. retarded paper and
a retarded invigilator. maybe horny, i should
say.

after that, i went to j8 to eat cup noodles
and drink bubble tea! hahah. on the way
there in the bus, i told jean about someone's
girlfriend and she was super ugly. ade turned
around and asked me "girl or boy?" then i
started to laugh like mad dog sia! NON-STOP!
a stupid old hag diagonally behind us started
to stare at me luh! what the hell man! and
it's not just stare awhile lor. it is stare until i
reach my destination. what the effing shit
do you want man?! by the way, she looks like
a WITCH!

anyways, I LOVE MY CHOIR!!!! hahah.
we've got a BRONZE for syf! hahah. i thought
we would be getting a certificate of participation.
hahah!